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Sexy remix from Shlohmo

Remember way back when you played me,
I lost that hand,
So please don’t try serenade me,
I am a one man band.


Me + You = ?

You shake my world from my ground to my head
Distant noise that wake me out of bed
I listen as the walls cave in
I’m hanging on ’cause your memories spin

aquaticwonder:

I’ve felt this before…

Oh sweet college life…I miss U!!!

aquaticwonder:

I’ve felt this before…

Oh sweet college life…I miss U!!!

  • Doctor:

    Are you sexually active?

  • Me:

    Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset